'Quoth the raven'

English Lit student, sharing stuff about books, life, history and anything else I find interesting

(Source: hijabiswag, via retro-kid)

alicebizarre:

delayedcuriosityresponse:

THE RAVEN. EDGAR ALLAN POE.

READING BY VINCENT PRICE

bedtime stories

here comes halloweeeeeeeeeen :D :D xxxx

(via fyeahgothicromance)

staininyourbrain:

boringlauren:

roxxieyo:

meghantonjes:

al3cthegr8:

hoevignonblanc:

christianmingle:

blackandgoldkeywork:

Christian Mingle - Movie Trailer

Yes, this is a movie made by the dating site. Yes, that is Gretchen Wieners as the main character. And yes, as a Christian, I thoroughly embarrassed that anyone even THOUGHT of this idea, let alone made it into a movie.

this is going to be terrible for my tag

DUDE ID TOTALLY GO SEE THIS

this CAN’T be real

what.

HOW IS THIS NOT A LIFETIME ORIGINAL MOVIE, HOW IS IT ACTUALLY GOING TO BE IN THEATERS wat

I can’t even watch the preview, I’m scared.

this was painful to watch.

Oh God!!! (Pun intended!) That was awful!

(via lord-kitschener)

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

(via lord-kitschener)

coldlikedeath:

hats4e:

Today i taught my students that James Joyce was in to sharting. I said a lot of other stuff but i know thats all they’lll take away from it.

God bless you, and they will. That’s all they’ll remember in exams.

(via joyceansreadjoyce)

titwankz:

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

(Source: chernovision, via batmanmistress)

r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

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charlie-in-a-beanie:

dutchnorkat:

skankmcmeow:

I see your shifting gaze, that disgusted glance. I know you’re questioning my parenting from across the elementary school assembly.

Let me tell you a little story about the kindergarten student with bright purple hair, my little Raven Marie…

A month before school started she decided to play hair stylist with the craft scissors, and to save what was left I had to opt for a pixie cut. She was absolutely devastated. It was about three hours before she stopped her harsh sobbing and hiccups.

Why?

She has thought that the length of a girls hair was what made her “girly”. I know I’ve personally had many hairstyles around her before, including a purple mohawk, which many people criticized as not being “girly” enough. Media, other children, other parents, and society made it worse. She would randomly burst in tears while out in public for the first week of her new style, screaming that she looked like a boy. That everyone would think she’s a boy.

At one point she took off her bow in her hair, threw it at a cashier and screamed, “I DON’T NEED THIS BOW TO TELL YOU THAT I’M NOT A BOY, BECAUSE I’M NOT”

Proudly stomping away in her blue jean overalls, head held high.

Once we edged closer to the first day of school she kept asking questions like, “Do you think the other kids will like me? Do you think they’ll be my friend? Will they think I’m a boy? Will they pick on me because I have boy hair?”

So I went to the grocery store, bought some dye, and spent the whole night transforming my bright blonde little girl into a plum punk rock fairy. I then assured her that if any of the kids didn’t like her, they were just jealous.

As for you, mothers and teachers with the wandering eyes filled with disgust and judgement, I’m in the business of raising a free spirit.

Here’s to you, Raven Marie. I love you.

SHE’S THE CUTEST OHMAHGOD CAN I HUG HER

I want that hair

(via 2-5mg)

beartier:

lava really pisses me off cuz like

i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and

image

i want to dip my hands in it

(via 2-5mg)

crystalqueerotter:

therealmisscocoperu:

sizvideos:

Video

Amen, sisters!

So I was really worried at first and then watched the video. This is great.

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